In what must be the single longest funeral procession in the history of the Cardinals

Death, delayed.In what must be the single longest funeral procession in the history of the Cardinals, the eminent death of 2010 is taking her time closing the coffin.The Cardinals took it in the anus from the worst team in MLB last night 5 to 2 and played with the inspiration of Christopher Hitchens on a Lortab.Worse, all the awards that replica Rolex Oyster Perpetual Day-Date Men's watch you nut bags still watching this pooh filled diaper of a team , well those dreams were all but slammed shut when Roy Halladay twirled another gem for his twentieth win, (later Cy Young) Pujols hit the wall with 39 HR’s (Votto is a lock at this point) and Garcia’s pending shut-down (looking more irrelevant in the ROY voting than at any point in the year).

Oy.Now for hard-line cynics, we did get some validation on our theorem that the 2010 Cardinals ‘quit’ ?when the club outright released Flip Lopez for… wait for it… quitting on his team.More specifically, not bothering to show up for games when he was supposed to.But replica Rolex 16623-GYSO Men's watch These guys were busting their humps all season long.They’re STILL busting their humps according to the front office.Right.And I’m ing the queen of England.Blow this team up.In fact, I’m in favor of a Survivor-style set-up where one guy gets sent home per loss.Even set up the press-conference room like the?Tribal Council?area, have TLR as Jeff Probst extinguishing flaming jock straps on sticks as a symbolic gesture of that players neutering.US Cellular could even set up a fans choice text poll: I'm sorry Brendan Ryan, the fans have spoken, bring me your torch.It won’t change anything, but it’ll damn will make me feel better.

As for the defense, they will never be a top ten unit statistically. However, they find ways to execute turnovers under Jim Caldwell, and should not be a let down in most games.Prediction: 12-42. Houston TexansI am buying the hype of the Houston Texans in 2010. This year's offseason has convinced me that this talent of youth is ready to take replica Jaeger LeCoultre 290.86.50 watch to the next level.It will always start on the offensive side of the ball. Matt Schaub is going to show most fans how good of a quarterback he really is, instead of just being considered lucky to have a receiver in Andre Johnson.Speaking of his weapons, the Texans should be a top-five offense in football this year.